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Wotsthat? T-Shirts

Three original puzzle-inspired designs. Premium cotton, printed on-demand, shipped worldwide. Black or white, S to 3XL.

Wots Got a Big Firm Bottom?

No! A Butternut Squash

£34.99

Looking for the ultimate conversation starter? Bring the laughs to your next game night or social gathering with this cheeky WotsThat? brand t-shirt! The front reads "Wots got a big firm bottom?" and the back reveals the punchline: "No! A butternut squash," complete with the official WotsThat? logo. Perfect for Secret Santa, birthdays, stag dos, hen parties and game nights. Printed on a heavyweight black or white Gildan 5000 unisex crewneck t-shirt — 100% preshrunk cotton, seamless double-needle collar, taped neck and shoulders.

Wots Rock Hard & Enormous?

No! The Matterhorn

£34.99

Get ready to cause a stir with this hilariously cheeky novelty t-shirt from the WotsThat? puzzle game brand! The front playfully asks "Wots rock hard & enormous?" while the back reveals the innocent punchline: "No! The Matterhorn," accompanied by the official WotsThat? logo. The ultimate conversation starter — perfect for hen dos, stag parties, Secret Santa, or anyone who loves a bit of clean but suggestive wit. Printed on a heavyweight Gildan 5000 unisex crewneck — 100% cotton, built to last.

It Looked Massive Up Close...

It Was Just a Mushroom

£34.99

Get ready for a double-take! The front boldly reads "It looked massive up close..." while the back delivers the punchline "...it was just a mushroom," accompanied by the official WotsThat? logo. Ideal for game nights, bachelor and bachelorette parties, Secret Santa exchanges, or birthday gifts. Printed on a premium heavyweight Gildan 5000 unisex crewneck — 100% preshrunk cotton, seamless double-needle collar, taped neck and shoulders.

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